Stop making a face. It is a rare blonde.
This is Alfie, who is not an albino hedgehog but a rare blond. The young lady is Bryony, who rescued him from almost certain death and has a very cool name.

Jeanette Evans, of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society said few blonde hedgehogs had ever
been spotted on mainland Britain because their coloring led to very early death wither because of rejection by Mom or their high visibiliy to predators, who thought they were Vanilla.
"Blonde hedgehogs are a genetic variant. They are found in abundance only on the Channel Island of Alderney, where a pair was introduced in the 1960s."

Alfie has more than doubled his weight since being rescued and is living with Bryony's family in Tiverton Way, Cambridge. Bryony's mother Lilian said: "He is really cute and friendly. He takes food from our hands which is quite unusual for a wild hedgehog."