Here's a Keeper for you ladies!

My pal Sloop, who lives in Wisconsin and lets me Email him 312 times a
day asking HTML questions, sent this in - it was taken by a friend of his. Sloop explains that this is known as a "Wisconsin Tan", and as I've mentioned, we here in Chicago see see Wisconsin as pretty much a planet unto itself. This is photographic proof and undeniable testimony that this guy sits around on a regular basis with his Butt Crack hanging out. I bet that, naked, he looks like a piece of bacon, before cooking. But look, ladies! he's got his own tractor and is inventive enough to use rope as a belt. Hubba Hubba!

I wonder what he wears on Laundry Day?