All I can say is - it takes a special kind of Stupid.

And at what point do you realize it'd probably be a good idea to go to the ER? When it's IN there all the way or when it's 4 inches in, or when it's making you cough it's so far up there? Can this guy use the "I was vacuuming and slipped, and fell on it" story?

I recently heard someone on the radio say that all the stories about things jammed "up there" were myth, and there wasn't a single, documented case. I bet proctologists see more of this than they care to. T

This is from the book "A Color Atlas of Accidents and Emergencies" by Mills & Morton et al. which is, sadly, out of print.