Lyin' Around (ha ha ha)

This just cracked me up.

From Shelly:
Imagine that you are a bush pilot on a mission in Africa. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital and are eager to get to your next appointment. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade. You return to your plane to find that the only scrap of shade within a mile has become very popular in your absence. You start calculating the distance to the plane door but then it hits you: Just what the HELL are you going to do - say "Shoo!"?
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