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The next 3 were by the same person using different names. I get a kick out of that :)

: Hi Looser! Funny to see what a person like you are usen their free time on..bashing other ppl! LOL. i feel sorry for ppl like you! poor little ****er, having no life at all! wellwell everyone cant be normal....

Dear Einstein:
I hope you see the irony in the fact that you're using your free time to bash people? Kisses, Rahn
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Michael Jackson is the TRUE KING OF POP, ROCK AND SOUL & ENTERTAINMENT, NOW AND FOREVER! HE IS THE BIGGEST SELLING ARTIST OF ALL TIME AND THE GREATEST SINGER, SONGWRITER AND DANCER IN THE WORLD! HE IS NOT AS WEIRD AND BIZARRE AS THE PRESS SAYS HE IS! PEOPLE JUST THINK THAT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE ALL THE STUPID THINGS THEY WRITE AND THEY ALWAYS WRITE NOTHING BUT LIES ABOUT HIM! THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN HIS LIFE! PLEASE DON´T BELIEVE ALL THE WEIRD AND STRANGE AND MEAN THINGS THEY ARE WRITING ABOUT HIM, PLEASE! THEY WRITE SO MEAN AND VICIOUS THINGS AND MICHAEL DOES NOT DESERVE IT! HE HAS DONE SOOO MUCH WONDERFUL THINGS FOR THIS PLANET AND FOR THE HUMAN BEINGS ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN! PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT! HE DESERVES IT! DON´T BE AS **** DISRESPECTFUL LIKE THE PRESS! THEY ARE DISGUSTING! MICHAEL IS THE MOST LOVING AND CARING PERSON IN THE WORLD! HE IS SO GOOD HEARTED! THE TRUE KING OF POP AND THE REAL MAN OF MUSIC! MICHAEL WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS! SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!! You can´t behave like this!SHOW MICHAEL JACKSON THE RESPECT HE SO WELL DESERVES! IT'S ENOUGH OF YOUR BULL**** ALL THE ******* TIME! GET A GRIP! WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS!HE HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR US AND GIVEN US SO MUCH!HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ANYONE AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT HIM! HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ELSE THAT GIVEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS TO PEOPLE! THIS IS WHAT HE GETS IN RETURN, AS A THANX FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR US AND GIVEN US! YOU SHOULD REALLY BE ASHAMED OF YOURELF!THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW YOU TREAT ASO LOVING AND CARING PERSON! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Dear Sweetums; Is there a Collective Jackson Borg out there that I'm not aware of? What's with these posts with the Royal "we" in them? Interesting. That would explain a lot. I took your advice. For one whole week I cleared my mind and thought, "OK, Mike Jackson is an innocent, wonderful, kind, normal human being. A sweet, caring man. From now on, I will not go into gales of laughter when I see him on TV, I will not explain to people who ask me "what's his deal" that he's mentally ill. I'll say nothing is wrong with him! He's talented (and he is..no doubting that), the boy can dance, and I covet many of his jackets. I won't feel this was the Old Mike of the 80s, I'll pretend it's now, too. I tried. I did.

Then I heard on the news that some kid said Mike's Weewee was all speckeldy like a giraffe neck and I'm SORRY I LOST IT.

I mean...hmmm.... ...I don't know how old you are. I'll try to be delicate. You know how they say size doesn't matter? It does. But there's not too many "not OK" out there, except for one ex-boyfriend whose name I won't mention. Though I'd dearly love to. Women don't know what they're going to "get" if you get my drift here. Men can size up a woman's body and kind of get an idea of breast size, hip size. You can't walk up to a guy and say "So! how big is it and are you any good?" Well you CAN but the guys willing to answer that right away aren't the ones worth following up with. Not that I know this personally. So when "the moment" comes you quickly just sort of go "hm...so that's what the rascal's like!" and proceed with business. It's interesting. If it's not...oh...not too impressive? Maybe you just think how great the guy is and it doesn't matter. Or you think well this sucks, can I fake a seizure and get out of this? It depends on various variables. ANYWAY... I was sitting there all serious in my Mike Jackson Collective Borg Worship and I hear the news story about the Mottled Weenie and I lost it. That POOR KID. What do you say in a moment like that? There's no way you can just pretend you don't care about some guy having a Dalmatian Dick. If this was a mature, caring relationship then sure, you talk about it, understand and move on. Not an issue. But we're talking about Mike Jackson and possibly childish/childlike Penii sword fights and sleep overs with kids here. So I did try your advice and tried to take it all seriously, but I can't. I also don't see the press being sued into oblivion for printing all the "lies" you say they are, I see them reporting the facts of court cases. And this is great stuff. Much more bizarre than Star Trek. Lata! Rahni
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What is the matter with you? You are very vicious, cruel and cunning! How could you do this to Michael? You know as well as I that Michael has done NOTHING wrong! This isn’t even funny! Your humor is so **** sick! Can a person really get sooo STUPID??? You are making a big fool out of yourself!!! Michael DOES NOT DESERVE THIS!!! He has brought so much good to this earth so for GOD`S SAKE STOP IT! He is the kindest and most loving man ever! And he does not deserve this! It makes me sooo angry to hear of sick and ignorant people LIKE YOU doing this to Michael and it ***** me off!! Michael hasn’t done anything to you!! And leave Michael alone! You are so narrow-minded! How DARE you doing this to Michael Jackson?!? YOU have NOOOO right to come here and do such things to Michael! You are so ignorant and it is a SHAME that you do this to a person who has done soo much good things on this earth! You should be REALLY ASHAMED for what you have done! I can’t believe how cold and vicious you are! Michael has done NOTHING wrong! WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE AFTER TRYING TO GET MICHAEL INTO TROUBLE WITH SYING ALL THESE UNTRUE THINGS? WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER TO WRITE NEGATIVE STUFF ABOUT HIM? IT IS NONE OF YOUR GOD**** BUSINESS!! RESPECT MICHAEL and don’t interfere in his life! His life has nothing to do with you! Respect Michael and leave him alone… OHHH you make me so angry! People like you shouldn’t be allowed to live on this planet nor speak out loud or do such things as this! How can you be so cruel and do these CRAZY and things? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Hi Twinkles! I hate to sound petty, but one of my pet peeves is when people mask a swear word and don't use enough ***s. I know, it's really stupid to complain about that, and I'm sorry to bring it up. An example would be when you said my humor was so **** sick. Damn sick? You can type out "damn", that's really not a bad one. If you're going to rant and froth at me, a "damn" or two isn't going to plunge your fine letter into some more common, vulgar realm of communication at this point. When you said "it ***** me off", that's where I got lost. Pisses? Then that's 6 asterisk and you had 5, and as I said it's petty of me but I notice those things. Really though, that's OK to say, too. I was just thinking if any of the words you were going after were "fucking", which I'm just assuming because it's kind of the big Fav in my mail about Jackson, that you'd just want to be sure to put 7 asterisks. If you were avoiding saying anything bad at ALL, even "damn", while you were telling me that I shouldn't be allowed to live and how ignorant I am, then you might want to not mention God's name like you did, since that was in a way swearing, using the Lord's name in vain. Next time you write, try one or the other. Either go for the gold and just say it outright or if you don't mind, put the right number of *. It just looks better, kind of a more polished form of making an ass of oneself. Thanks for your input! Rahni
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you are a VERY pitiful individual to even put together a page such as that about Michael Jackson or anyone else; get a frickin life. What that man does with HIS face, HIS body, HIS life, is HIS business - get yourself some business. It is unreal that a person has this much time on their hands and the nerve to be asking for donations - while you are getting a life yourself, try a job too.

By the way, you ask about the pajamas, try your local Target, Mervyns, or Marshall Fields and get your fat ass out of the second hand stores. I'm sure you're fat because only someone FAT and UGLY would have nothing else to do with their time and their welfare check but to spend it tracking a celebrity - as a matter of fact, I think I will look into this situation - don't they have laws about stuff like this - The Stalking laws.

Get a Life Ms. Desperately Seeking Attention

P.s. I am writing you this response because I am bored at the moment BUT I don't think I could survive having nothing to do all day but chase a celebrity, oops didn't mean to offend your profession.

Dear Janice- I looked at Target. Didn't look at Marshall Field's, so I'll try that. Thanks! They still have the summer clothes out though and won't even put the Fall lines out for a few months yet, so it'll be a while. Did you know the Salvation Army rotates their clothes, seasonally, too? It's true! I couldn't go there and find a decent plastic drop cloth for my winter coat right now even if I went and looked.

Just to save you some time, since you saved me some, "stalking laws" don't really apply to watching Court TV or reading the news on the home page of my Internet provider, or the local papers, or listening to the news on the radio. That's just "Regular" people stuff, not the "only fat and ugly people are on welfare" stuff. Hope this saves you having to stalk me to prove I'm wasting my time stalking someone. Thanks for writing! ~R
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This is from the same person as above, same IP address
HEY BITCH U R FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD. Micheal Jackson is the best. Don't make shitty comments about him!!!! I know you get a kick of writting dumb shit. Your just making yourself look stupied, and everyone knows it but you. You have no fucking idea how talented and caring MJ is so FUCK OFF. Why dont u watch his videos and live performances. People like u just take his excellent talent for granted. He's the fucking best!!!!!!!!!!
The only donation you will receive is a donated tip: GET A FRICKIN LIFE and that is worth more than a buck or two, who the hell says buck anymore????

Well hi! Bored again?
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ur a srry excuse for a human u should totally be ashamed.Michael jackson never did anything to u! if i could i would stab u right now!stop making michaels life a living hell just because u have no life! there are so many michael fans that would love to kill u right now ...but we wont ...or will we? y dont u get a life u could never be half the man that mj is!
from the self proclaimed *~* queen of pop*~*

Dear Gentle Flower - I'm a GIRL and I'm more than half the man Michael Jackson is. Puh-lease. You do know I could have you arrested for sending me a death threat? But hell, I used to do that crap to people when I was 11, too, so I'll let it go. But I can assure you, I have nothing to do with Mike not being happy and living in Hell. It's good you do grasp that part at least. Now work on realizing he made his life the way it is for himself. He can tone it down and stop acting like a Wackjob Nutcase any time he wants to. Except he can't, because he is one. And so are "fans" who tell people who see this that they'll kill them for having an opinion about it. Until your meds kick in, Rahni
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WAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU R? HOW RUDE AND HORRIBLE IS IT TO PUT UP "THE HISTORY OF MICHAEL JACKSONS FACE" AND THEN WRITE ALL THESE FUCKIN RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT HIM. HOW DARE YOU, DONT YOU GET IT ALOT OF PEOPLE GET INSULTED JUST BY READING AND LOOKING AT WAT YOU WRITE AND THE PICTURES YOU PUT UP ABOUT HIM. YOU GET ALL THIS HATE MAIL AND SHIT HALF OF IT IS ABOUT HOW WRONG IT IS TO WRTIE THAT SHIT ABOUT THE KING OF POP AND YOU JUST THINK ITS HILERIOUS. WELL ITS NOT. HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WENT INTO A WEBSITE AND SAW ALL THIS BAD SHIT ABOUT YOU. IT WOULD FUCKING CRUSH YOU. JUST LIKE IT WOULD WITH ANYONE ELSE. YOU'RE SUCH A SELFISH BITCH. YOU'VE NEVER MET MICHAEL JACKSON, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE. YOU SHOUDN'T JUDGE IS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM. YOU MUST BE REALLY INSECURE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO PAY OUT OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. AND WITH THE WHOLE CHILD MOLESTATION ACCUSATIONS- THEIR ALL WRONG. MICHAEL WOULD NEVER EVEN HURT A CHILD OR EVEN THINK IT. HE LOVES THEM THEIR HIS BEST FRIENDS. SOME OF HIS "CLOSEST" FRIENDS HAVE TURNED AGAINST HIM AND THATS NOT WRITE BECAUSE THEY CALL THEMSELVES "TRUEFRIENDS". WELL THEIR NOT. AND WE (the people who have written abusive letters towards you and michael jackson) ARE TRUE FANS AND ALWAYS WILL BE. WE BELIEVE MICHAEL AND WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH. KING OF POP FOREVER!!

Ah, you guys crack me up. Well! You ask some interesting questions but I think I've gone over them before, so I won't for now. I do have one idea for you tho! Ready? It's exciting! You'll like it! If you get insulted by reading and looking at something online? Then don't read and look at it. See that "X" in the top corner of your web page? It's called the "I'm an anal retentive asshole" Button. Click it! Amazing things will happen! It's kind of like a trick, so don't tell too many people about it; just your close Jackson friends. But really, all the mail I've put up here is about all I've got from you little maggots, as opposed to a few tens of thousands saying how funny it is. And I know that Jackson page has been written up in at least 19 major papers, mentioned on all kinds of radio shows and is linked to hundreds of sites that think it's funny. Maybe you need to get a better sense of the warped? It really does help the day pass, really it does. How come y'all don't write and tell me how horrible I am for making fun of Britney's Boobies? Or Pam Anderson's Freak show tits? I even have a good slam on other plastic surgery junkies but no, no mail on my unforgivable rudeness to those people. This is why I don't buy how concerned you are for all that's good and fair in the world, because you'd even be yelling at me for making fun of exploiting that three legged dog whose photo I put up. It's this lack of overall sincerity that leaves me unconvinced I'm a monster so far. Plus the fact I have yet to get a call from Mike Hisself telling me I've ruined his life with my One Lousy Page. If he did, I'd take it down, I really would. And if he'd give me that blue jacket with the braids on it, then I for sure would. Thanks for writing, always a pleasure! Kisses and whatnot, Rahn
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u r a sorry son of a bitch to write that STUPIED PLASTIC SUGURY bullshit about MJ. It's all fuckin made up by u so you can spill fuckin tabliod shit all over him. He's the fuckin BEST!!!!!!!! Every thing u say about him is not true. Did u ever realize that all that kids parents wanted was money!!!! If his parents really cared about that stupied kid or if it even happened, wouldn't they fuckin put Michael in jail? yaa because it's all a fuckin scam!!!!!!!

MONEY TALKS BITCH!!!!!

make sure u put this on the hate mail because people need to read this!!!!!

Hi there...Done! Since you said, so eloquently, what no one else has said before, of course I'd put your letter up. You didn't even have to ask. Glad to do it! I'd try and explain why the parents might not have gone after MJ and instead took the money, but I think it'd be a lost cause. If you really are interested, you can look it up on any of the zillions of articles and sites or even the books out there about the case in question. It was a big damn mess, is why it all went the way it did, and when you're dealing with a very traumatized, young child who you don't want to put through a whole trial or who isn't able to speak of what went on AND you have someone with a lot of money and an army of harassers making the family's life a living hell to drop the case, just for instance, you end up not having much of a choice if you want to keep your sanity. Just for an example. I'm just sayin'. And say for example you did go to trial and did lose, and did end up paying some money and maybe went to jail for a bit and knew you were going to, well why not pay a TON of money more than you would have anyway and not go to jail? And just for the hell of it, pretend you've done this a few times already and it's pretty obvious no one can win against you because you have a zillion $$$$ and own the world. For example. If they put you on the jury would you get your head out of your ass about it? I made my point. And hey! Since money talks, send me some! Hugs, Rahn

More soon, I'm sure.....
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